Some of this is sarcasm, satire, and truth. I will let you decide what is what… I just know it is an ugly time to be an American.

My fellow Americans. We are in an interesting place as a country. One in Three Americans think our president has his shit together and can do nothing wrong. One in three Americans has figured out that the Republican Party they voted for is so far up the president’s ass that they regret their vote from a year and two months ago. One in three Americans have been trying to tell the other two that we were going to be in this mess years ago. The first American told us we had TDS, and the other one was afraid of the corporate democrat because she just happened to be female.

Now on with the state of problems we are facing. The executive branch is acting like they are King George III in Hamilton. When they aren’t whining about something they simply persecute Americans for disagreeing with their lack of evidence to justify why they are whining about something. The non-answer or the decoy baiting “look at the Dow!!?!?!?!?” is what they yell, because their evidence for justifying their answer is about as effective as the pull out birth control maneuvers practiced by the far right.

The FBI and Homeland Security Agency have been turned into a secret police force hell bent on finding everyone who disagrees with them and throwing them behind a fence (arrest without due process) for deportation. If you fall into a select few races (non-white) that is just a bonus to them. The private contractors holding the meek and innocent get top dollar from the bloated government budget for each soul. Everyone who profits in human trafficking of this type is licking their chops like a starving cane corso… One can’t make this atrocity up.

The Intelligence agencies are tracking down Americans instead of enemy agents from the East. I wouldn’t be surprised if the higher ups cc’d the leaders of Russia, China, and North Korea. It appears they are all desperate to gain the respect and trust of the autocrats on their goal to collapse America and profit off its sale. Business is more important than national sovereignty or freedom. How much can we get for the beach front property in Arizona? Is anyone in Siberia interested in an upgrade? Call Tulsi for a free showing!?!?

The social war on anyone that is not a Christian Nationalist is on full spectacle. The victims guised as Christian Nationalists have suffered for so long knowing how they just can’t compete with DEI, LGBTQA+ communities, and scientific common sense. It seems their quest to silence the smartest and kindest people, so they feel better about themselves under the cross. Meanwhile the atheists know Christianity better than they do, and are doing everything in their power to keep pushing for the separation of church (tax the churches that peddle political policy!!!) and state. Has anyone ever been so afraid of acronyms as the CN’s?

The war on thinking, reading, and medical care is also taking place. No one wants these book bans other than the alphabet acronym fearing CNs. No one wants the censorship of our entertainers that make us laugh by pointing out the hypocrisy of our fallible leaders. Mocking leadership is part of the job description. If you don’t like it stop watching it… Choice, everything’s a choice… except…. medical care…. Then we are at the whim of white men and multi-billion dollar cartels who run health insurance companies. Abortion… nope can’t have one. That’s not health care. Mounjaro for your diabetes? Nope that’s way too expensive… You need to stick to the lilac stems and Metformin. That way we can make more money off your premium, while you go without treatment. Joint Replacement? You are walking just fine, you don’t need that hip or knee replaced… Come on pain makes you stronger!!! You have to make sacrifices for the betterment of billionaire kind…. Shareholders… Think about the shareholders…

Foreign Policy… Here is our goal. We are gonna conquer the Western Hemisphere and make everyone a new state. Then we will meet with our Eastern autocrat brothers and discuss how we are going to carve up the rest of the world. Who needs treaties, our executive branch can do whatever they want…. Justice system?? Ha Ha… He can grab them by the ***** and force his mouth on them…. Convicted 34 times….

Epstein… Democratic hoax… None of that happened…. Justice Department exonerated him…. It’s Joe Biden’s fault… Repeat… Epstein… Democratic hoax… None of that happened…. Justice Department exonerated him…. It’s Joe Biden’s fault… Repeat…. Meanwhile 2 of 3 Americans can’t wait to see what Europe finds and shows the world who our leaders really are. It is going to be juicy… I wonder how the mighty will fall or resist their arrest.

Voter safety act… voter suppression… That’s our goal… Republicans can’t win with their ideas alone so they have to break the law…. Thanks Supreme Court and “Citizen’s United” for setting this all up….

Medical announcements, it seems we have no news on cancer treatments, or radical advances in surgery. Nothing new on vaccines or the science that supports them, but next we will see Malaria, Measles, Typhoid, Plague, Chicken Pox, Shingles, and Polio epidemics in the South… Just wait… It will make our gene pool so much stronger…. It’s so nice having a Health and Human Services Secretary proud of his toilet seat cocaine snorting…. It gives new meaning to white on white doesn’t it???

So in essence the State of the United States is one part bullshit trying to pass itself off as an attractive aroma. One part methane bomb waiting to set fire to itself with Beavis and Butthead’s match, and One Part a citizenry trying to fix this catastrophe from spreading any further. That is the state of the union.

We deserve better…. So do the 32 souls and their families who died in ICE custody in 2025, the 7 souls so far in 2026… and Renee Good… and Alex Pretti… and the souls lost in the South America on boats because of the “drug trade” (a war crime.) The world deserves a better America and the folks delivering the real state of the union today aren’t going to give it to us. They just want to sell it all to the highest bidder…

So it goes….