I wish to thank you for all the recent gifts you have given the American people and the world at large with your executive orders. It’s a long list, and I intend to hold you all accountable for your choices with this fantastic list. Today is volume three. I am being sardonic, sarcastic, rude, and abrupt. I know most of you haven’t read them, but it is easy to find them.

Everything I have read points to a dictator and chief wishing to destroy our government to create a corporation led by a CEO that rules as a dictator. Our value as citizens will be based on our debt to income ratio which can then be used to borrow money to run the corporation. Citizens will simply be commodity. If you fail to pay your bills a new era of legalized slavery will be created. This is the new future and I’m not the only one predicting it. Wake up America!! You asked for it!! On with the thanks…

These are executive orders 14187-14207 https://www.federalregister.gov/presidential-documents/executive-orders/donald-trump/2025

41. Thanks for protecting children from chemical or surgical mutilation. Here is yet another EO that uses junk science to justify its existence, despite the claim that junk science (real science) is to blame for gender dysphoria. I’m so glad that the president, Republican Party, and the Christian Nationalists can crawl into the head of people all around the United States and inform them of what they are thinking. If you think this is freedom, then all of you are out of your God Damn Minds. Leave the children to the parents, you are under qualified to make any such decision with this EO.

42. Thanks for giving us another meaningless EO on Anti-Semitism. The issues in Gaza have increased “Criticism” of the Israeli government. This criticism is designed to provoke or convince the Israeli government that their actions are a violation of human rights. Let’s be frank, this EO is about silencing an opposing voice (freedom of speech) criticizing your administration and Israel for the dehumanizing of Muslims in the Gaza Strip. This criticism isn’t Anti-Semitism, but go ahead and weaponize it as you usually do with all criticism. It shows how cowardly you all are.

43. Thanks for honoring the 250th Birthday of the United States. However, with the most recent EO (Only the Attorney General and President’s interpretation of the law is valid) that United States you wish to celebrate with this order will no longer be a democratic republic, but an oligarchic authoritarian state. The level of arrogance being practiced here is of no consequence to the birthday of the U.S. I do not stand alone in saying this, the behavior of the $47 is anti-American, unpatriotic, and definitely not democratic.

44. Thank you for ending radical indoctrination in K-12 schools. Another fictional premise to back up an EO from the actual cult indoctrinators from $47, the Republican party, and the Christian Nationalists. K-12 teachers don’t have enough time to teach anything other than the curriculum we need to cover for the unfunded mandates called the standards. Critical thinking is part of those standards. That thinking though is your enemy. You want compliant servants that fear you. There are teachers who are wearing 45/47 hats on school property around the country. Could you please round them up, for their indoctrination strategies on the far-right please? One other thing. Please come guest teach my classroom for a day. Let’s see how you avoid your own EO. I reserve the right to film it in its entirety and welcome all parents to sit in and film it as well. If you fail, I will bail you out. If you want to do a job switch for a day, I am open to that too. I love DC, and I would look forward to pissing off your staff.

45. Thanks for expanding educational freedom and opportunity for families. Well this piece of propaganda has been repeating itself for 45 years. Public education has not been failing America’s children. Unfunded mandates and the funneling of tax dollars to private enterprise through mandated federal and state testing, applying capitalist paradigms for school improvement, and discriminating against the poor and diverse by the Republican Party and Government has failed education. If any of you knuckleheads could read actual research on what is best for education then it might shift your blame, but you don’t. Your ignorance and desire to enrich the richer and alienate the poor is the problem here. I fully expect these 60 and 90 day deadlines to not be reached on anything other than funneling the tax money away from actual education.

46. Thank you for unleashing prosperity through deregulation. This EO nearly 100 years later will usher in the second Great Depression. It is not surprising really since none of you read or actually understand history objectively. Everything you do is based on the acquisition of wealth and power. Deregulation is the reason why the Great Depression happened in the 1920’s. The stage is now set, and what we saw last week in the market is a foreshadowing of what’s to come. Unfettered neoliberal capitalism is not sustainable. Roosevelt, Truman, and Eisenhower understood that, but then again you don’t read.

47. Thank you for imposing duties to address the flow of illicit drugs across our Northern Border. Where do I start with this piece of shit? There is a lot of impressive writing about the illicit drug trade that comes in from Canada with a few pieces of actual research, but imposing duties on products that aren’t illicit drugs will not change anything. It will harm our economy more than it will bother Canada. If you want to change the drug trade, I suggest legalizing the whole industry, regulating it, taxing it, and selling product in licensed centers. It will cripple the cartels, and then legitimate businesses can be in charge. Freedom of choice can lead to funding revenues unheard of… But then again… your lack of education prevents you from seeing… OPPORTUNITY!!

48. Thanks for Imposing Duties To Address the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China. Another perfectly written piece of shit. Like the EO #47 these duties are placed for zero purpose. The fallacy that an EO is going to prevent the drug trade is amusing. You are just hurting our own economy using drugs as the instrument of blame. It is always someone else’s fault… Just like an elementary school yard bully who failed humanities….

49. Thanks for making a sovereign wealth fund. There are possibilities for some excellence here, but I see the goal. It is simply another way of using governance to acquire wealth for $47, the Bad Catholic, and his Space Pirate Buddy. I remember when government served the people… This EO does not serve the people within an oligarchic authoritarian state.

50. Thanks for providing progress on the Northern Border. This is another useless EO that provides little for a service that is already in place. This EO and the next one both serve to say a lot without doing anything to distract the population from power grabs and financial cuts made by the Space Pirate without Congressional approval.

51. Thanks for providing progress on the Southern Border. See #50

52. Thanks for Withdrawing the United States From and Ending Funding to Certain United Nations Organizations and Reviewing United States Support to All International Organizations. Let me break this down. $47 and his Republican Cronies don’t want to spend money on providing humanitarian aid for anyone. They do not want to be told what to do by the UN. They see any assistance the US gives as potential profit to plunder for themselves. It is a two dimensional power play that will lead to the economic destruction of the U.S. as we will cease to receive needed resources for technological progress. When we provide aid to a country it opens doors for trade. This whole EO is about closing doors. Evidently $47, Bad Catholic, and Space Pirate think they live on the planet alone and everyone else is a lower form of life. This is the level of arrogance involved.

53. Thanks for the Amendment to Duties Addressing the Synthetic Opioid Supply Chain in the People’s Republic of China. It simply places Duty-free status following certain circumstances. In essence a slight reversal of policy. This means they got bit and it hurt so they are reversing course.

54. Thanks for Keeping Men Out of Women’s Sports. More obnoxious garbage based on pseudo-science and the notions of the Christian Nationalists. By the way, the NCAA had a perfect policy in place to govern trans women and men, as does the Olympic committee. The state of Maine is just fine too, but you sure like to bully people… I can’t wait to see how Maine presents your discrimination case using Title IX’s true meaning. Not your twisted version of the Title IX. Oh, every policy in place was older than yours. I think it should be grandfathered in, but this just takes a population that you can blame away, and that just won’t work for you.

55. Thanks for Eradicating Christian Bias, LOL. There isn’t any Christian Bias in the United States. There are just a lot of Christian Nationalists who don’t like being criticized for imposing their beliefs on the population as a whole. This isn’t bias, but anytime one or all of you are criticized for your extreme beliefs you choose to play victim. ALL OF YOU!! Y’all can dish it out, but can’t take it. Narcissism at its finest. Oh, where is the Anti-Islam bias, Anti-Hindu bias, Anti-insert your religion here bias, and Anti-Athiest bias EO? This EO is dancing on the fine line of not having a state religion. I hope the American Humanist Association and Americans with Civil Liberties Union can stop this one. Oh, before I believe you are a Christian $47 could you please pass a confirmation test from either the Lutheran/Catholic church?

56. Thanks for Imposing Sanctions on the International Criminal Court. Another narcissistic response to basic criticism in regards to how the US and Israel are treating the millions in Gaza. See this type of behavior in the EO is right out of the playbook of the Soviet Union, China, North Korea, and all other authoritarian states. By claiming the International Court is anything but legitimate it looks like a rationalization of innocence. The US and Israel are on a losing trajectory with the humanitarian crisis in Gaza. It is arrogant to not listen or even recognize a difference of opinion. It isn’t anti-semitism or anti-Americanism to voice disapproval. It is the patriotic duty of all citizens of democratic republics the world round to voice disapproval of harmful acts against civilizations.

57. Thanks for Addressing Egregious Actions of the Republic of South Africa. This is the Space Pirates EO for criticizing South Africa for seizing the minority white Afrikaner’s agricultural property without compensation. What the EO doesn’t provide context for is the apartheid rule of 40 years ago and how these white Afrikaners acquired said property. As usual we only get one side of the story from a White House that doesn’t read or recognize actual history. It’s all about cash for their passive-aggressive racism.

58. Thanks for the Establishment of the White House Faith Office. Wow! and the person you assigned to the office is a real example of… never mind… it’s a dei hire… I’m sorry a merit hire of limited standing. Two EO’s establishing a state religion. Violation of the first amendment. Too bad it takes so long to fight this in court. I foresee an abolishment of the courts here in the next month, with the US military taking on citizens shortly after that.

59. Thanks for Protecting Second Amendment Rights. Of course this one is about reviewing documentation regarding the Biden administration. Oooo the left menace… How dare they take our guns… blah blah blah. This is another EO to enforce something already in place to stoke the followers and extremists while taking rights away from others.

60. Thanks for Eliminating the Federal Executive Institute. It didn’t need to be eliminated as the government has actually gotten smaller, but don’t let facts get in the way. This institute was founded by President Lyndon Johnson a far leftist scourge. We can’t have that. BTW the FEI was used as an educational wing of the bureaucracy to train and promote from within to maintain the knowledge and traditions of a stable bureaucracy. By eliminating this office they can now bypass training and traditional promotions while they employ yes-men who bow before their king.

Twenty more EOs. The $47 administration has written 70 in the first month of office compared to the 162 EO’s President Biden signed in all four years of office. The speed at which they are overwhelming the system was designed in the Project 2025 manual. It is outlined very clearly. I must emphasize that those who believed $47 didn’t know anything about P2025 are foolish. You have a chance to change your mind and join the protest. We the people must dissent this form of government to save our way of life, and the work the Greatest Generation performed to make our country what it used to be. Resist, dissent, collaborate… on we must go…